![]() 03/14/2020 at 23:22 • Filed to: Darwn Award: The Post | ![]() | ![]() |
Typically I live my life a quarter mile at a time, but I’m not taking any chances with this.
Edit: Are unusual
smells a symptom of corona virus? Because my apartment smells unusually fruity, and I did nothing
for it to be like that.
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Newports?! It's so unironic, it HAS to be ironic.
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Indications are that if you do contract COVID-19, you don’t want to take an NSAID like ibuprofen as a fever reducer, only acetaminophen. And you don’t want to take acetaminophen after beating your liver up with alcohol.
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Normally I’d get Modelo.
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Modelo is superior
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I love me a good port but can’t smoke them all the time. The real question is if anyone actually smokes non-menthol Newport’s.
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i like to think the inhaled tar and shit in a cigarette is forming a protective layer inside my lungs, protecting me from COVID19. O f course the slight smokers cough might get me quarantined or sent to jail, when it gets to that.
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The decreased lung function that results from smoking will lead to complications that are more likely to kill you if you contract it. That’s o ne of the main reasons it killed many times more men than women in China.